“…and today, we’re talking about the desert ships that opened up the trans-Saharan trade routes. But more on that later.“
“…and today we’re talking about a burrowing bee whose beef is between brothers, but more on that later…”
“…and today we are talking about a ugly little baker that makes the kind of cookies only a predatory fish would love. But more on that later.”
During the Cold War, the U.S. Navy’s fleet of nuclear submarines seemed invincible. A highly-mobile underwater tank with the capability of destroying entire cities, this death star of the deep had one fatal weakness. A small squadron of rebel sharks posed the greatest threat to U.S. security. But how did a tiny fish do so much damage? This fresh batch of treats flips the tables and takes a bite out of war crime here in Life Death and Taxonomy.
- The cookie cutter shark is a small sea alien that is about as pleasing to look at as other deep sea fish. It has a long torpedo shape body, similar to the greenland shark, except smaller.
- The shark is brown to light tan with large eyes set close to the front of the head, though it still has monocular vision.
- It’s mouth is located at the bottom of it’s head and it’s small razor sharp teeth are surrounded by large fleshy lips.
Welcome to the listener’s favorite part of the show (until empirical evidence shows otherwise), the part of the show where I pose quiz questions to Carlos to convey the animal’s size and dimensions in relatable terms. Welcome back to the season of woe. The season in which the questions are harder and more relatable than ever.
It’s also the part of the show that’s introduced by either a listener or an animal. If you would like to submit your own measure up intro, just say, sing, or bark the words “measure up” into your phone’s recording app and email it to ldtaxonomy at gmail dot com. Today we have a brand new submission from a listener named Alona! Without further ado, the listener’s favorite part of the show!
The cookie cutter shark is between 42 and 56 cm (16.5–22 in). Let’s call it 19 inches.
- Question: How many cookie cutter sharks go into the diameter of the world’s largest cookie (30.7 m (101 ft))?
- Hint: The cookie was baked by the Immaculate Baking Company in 2003 in Flat Rock, North Carolina.
- Answer: 63.7 sharks
Daily Diving Depth
Cookie travels a vertical distance of 3 km (1.9 mi) to the surface each day at dusk to feed and then back down at dawn.
- Question: How many depths of the Jinping Underground Laboratory in China (2,400 m (7,900 ft)), the world’s deepest building, go into the cookie cutter shark daily diving depths?
- Hint: The laboratory is designated for dark matter physics. Dark matter is the theoretical substance that holds galaxies together, does not interact with light or mater in a way we can detect, and makes up more of the universe than normal matter. A lot more.
- Answer: 1.2 Jinping depths.
- Cookie likes warm tropical waters and can be found all over the world’s warm oceans.
- It especially likes the Bahamas, Brazil, Sierra Leone, Angola, South Africa and the Indo-pacific region.
- If you live in those areas, don’t worry, it doesn’t usually swim where people are.
- It lives in deep water, over two miles deep during the day, and swims to about 85 m (279 ft) at night.
- On rare occasions, it may come to the surface.
- Cookie is an ambush predator that relies on quick bursts of speed rather than fast chases.
- It spends most of its time floating in open water.
- It has denser bones than other fish in the genus, but it also has a large liver that’s rich with low density lipids that help maintain a neutral buoyancy.
- Cookie is bioluminescent. It has one of the strongest bioluminescent glows of any shark.
- It glows green on its ventral side. That means it’s belly.
- It’s thought that this helps it hide it’s silhouette from being spotted from below.
- If a predator sees it above against the light from the surface, the green glow helps it to blend in.
- We’ve talked about countershading. This is called counter-illumination.
- They also have a patch of non-luminescence on their throats that are designed to mimic a smaller fish.
- This is used as a lure for the kind of predator that Cookie can turn into prey.
And today we’re talking about an oceanic equine with strong paternal instincts and a unique dad bod, but more on that later.
“…and today we’re talking about a canine that whistles while it works. But more on that later…”
When you’re a predator that has to compete with leopards and tigers, you’re in for an uphill battle. If you’re smaller, slower, and not as stealthy as other carnivores in the mountain forests of Asia, you better have something else up your sleeve. For one courageous canine, the road to victory is one traversed with friends. Only by jolly cooperation and clear communication do these intrepid doggos feed their families. But sometimes living and working together is your best shot at thriving in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.Continue reading Episode 81 – Dhole: The Giant Fox Dog
“And today we’re talking about a bird, not Eastern Michigan University, which I guess has the eagle as its mascot so that’s also a bird. But we’re discussing a different bird. So if some silly SEO sent you here, stay awhile. You might learn something.”
Australians are no strangers to deadly animals, everything from the venomous spiders to the fire-starting hawks wants to ruin their day. But 80 years ago, one animal got the best of them. The emu is a giant bird with a big appetite, and when it started eating crops from down under, the Australians did the only thing that made sense at the time, they declared war on them. But sometimes it all comes down to man vs nature in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.Continue reading Episode 80 – Emu: The Bird Wars of Australia
“And today we’re talking about a rat that’s metaphorically faster than a speeding bullet. But more on that later.”
In nature, you’re a predator, prey, or both. When you’re small and delicious, you’re probably pretty low on the food chain. But there’s a rodent that lives in Mojave Desert that’s so adapted to dealing with fast predators, they’ve developed some interesting superpowers. If you live in a harsh environment filled with predators that are bigger than you, you’ve got to use every skill in your playbook to survive. But it’s time for the tiny to get tough in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.Continue reading Episode 79 – Desert Kangaroo Rat: A Mouse Divided
“And today we’re talking about a creature with a clear eyes and a full heart. But more on that later.”
When it comes to relationships, one of the best qualities is transparency. When you find that special someone, you can really open up and let that special someone see your heart—as well as your liver and small intestine. The reticulated glass frog has nothing to hide, but it does possess secret kung-fu powers that only humans and a select few unfortunate wasps have come to learn about. But if you’re going to be a frog dad, it pays to be a ninja frog dad here in Life Death and Taxonomy.Continue reading Episode 78 – Reticulated Glass Frog: Clear Frogs Full Hearts
“And today we’re talking about a bird that claps for himself. But more on that later.”
Dance is the language of love. Or at least, that’s the motto of a variety of birds in rain forests around the world. Some animals fight for their mates, but why do that when you can settle things with style? One small South American bird takes his dance to the next level buy incorporating some moves that are big on the pop scene. But when your a bird of very small stature, you have to do whatever it takes to catch the eye of an eligible bachelorette in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.Continue reading Episode 77 – Red-Capped Manakin: The Moonwalking Glitch Bird
“Today we’re talking about a crummy parent and a nasty little child. But more on that later.”
Like the social programs that Ayn Rand despises so much, parasites exist to profit off of someone else with no benefit to the host. The cuckoo bird likes making kids, but hates raising them. They’re a lot of work, and they’d rather fly around and squawk at things rather than be parents. So they take the sleazy parasite route. But how can they get anyone else to feed and spank their kids? It’s all about being the biggest bird in the bush here in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.Continue reading Episode 76 – Cuckoo Bird: Lazy Not Crazy