Episode 276 – Aye Aye: Finger on the Pulse

“…and today we’re talking about a primate with its finger on the pulse of the forest. But more on that later.”

Once upon a drizzling Madagascar night, a small insect awoke, focusing his sight.

While nestled safe in his place of bamboo peace, a sound disturbed him and it would not cease.

All of a sudden there came a knock at the door. Who could it be at this hour of snores?

“Tis some visitor,” he said as he tucked back in. “You’d better stop this rude evening din!”

Just then, through a hole came a serpentine digit. It grabbed up the bug without a fidget.

The Aye Aye, without even being offered tea, ate well in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.

Episode 275 – Cereal Leaf Beetle: Mobile Incubation

“…and today we’re talking about carb-eating beetles that scoff at the mere mention of the keto diet. But more on that later.”

Finding a solution to an invasive species is rarely an easy task. But when Americans’ cereal is at stake, it’s time for drastic action. The cereal leaf beetle is a serious problem for wheat crops in the U.S. and pesticides have produced middling results. So we needed a way to get rid of this munching monstrosity and if that means introducing a parasitic wasp to HR Geiger these pests out of existence. But sometimes you just find yourself an unsuspecting wasp nanny here in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.

Description of the Cereal Leaf Beetle

  • Adult beetles are dark red with black to dark green wing coverings. 
  • They aren’t in the order Hemiptera, but they have the general style of true bugs, with long bodies, prominent antenna, armored wing covers.
  • They are a handsome insect.
  • Larvae look like a small brown raindrop, and often hang out on leaves. 
  • They are round-bodied with very tiny, barely visible legs.

Measure Up

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Length

  • Adults and larvae are 5 mm long (0.19 inches.)
  • How many adult beetles go into the height of Mirabella wheat?
  • Hint: Mirabella wheat is an heirloom wheat plant that originated in ancient Italy. It’s among the tallest varieties of wheat in the world.
  • 442.1 beetles. Mirabella can grow 84 inches (213 cm) tall. 

Egg length

  • 0.9 mm long (0.03 inches)
  • How many cereal wheat eggs go into the size of a standard size shredded wheat biscuit?
  • Hint: Growing up, you may have been familiar with mini wheat, but the original shredded wheat came in large bricks of shredded wheat. You can get the original size today. Some people throw it on a skillet and fry it.
  • 112 eggs. Shredded wheat biscuits are four inches long. 

Fast Facts about the Cereal Leaf Beetles

The beetle is native to Europe and Asia, but it’s made its way into the United States, where it was first spotted in 1962.

The cereal leaf beetle is so named because it likes to eat cereal crops, which are oats, barley, and rye. 

They are migratory eaters. Which means that it eats on the go and if you see one on your barley, and return the next day it will be somewhere else in your field. 

If you find a beetle on your crops, don’t panic. They are often widely dispersed and don’t often congregate in feeding frenzies. This is because they avoid something called volatile organic compounds (or VOCs).

VOCs are released when an herbivore monches on a plant and female beetles are repelled by the presence of these chemicals. Why?

Because VOCs often attract predators; where someone is munching on a plant, you might find a tasty prey species. 

Female beetles are adapted to keep themselves and their offspring safe by avoiding eating in areas that have already been eaten in. Males are deterred by VOCs but not enough to change the way they eat. 

However, there are some situations when the beetles will frenzy. Fields of cereal leaf beetles might look ragged, but they rarely destroy plants completely. 

Sometimes they congregate in hot spots, which can affect crops. A high concentration of eggs in a field is that bad, because rain washes away and kills them before they hatch. A high concentration of hungry larvae can affect crop yields.

Major Fact: Put Your Egg in My Shoulder

  • So if you look up the cereal beetle, you’ll see it doesn’t get its name from its love for cookie crisp
  • It’s actually a pretty serious pest for cereal crops – wheat and grains and the like
  • People have tried everything to get rid of them since they do so much damage in their larval stage. 
  • But one thing they did in the US is what you should never do – introduce an invasive predator to deal with another invasive species
    • Worse yet, the predator they introduced was a wasp!
    • Even worse! It’s European
    • But this isn’t your typical order 66 -style extermination. It was much more insidious
  • The tetrastichus julis wasp in particular has a way of dealing with cereal beetles that makes me want to throw up just a little bit
  • Julis spends his winters underground and emerges in the spring on the hunt for some choice cereal.
  • Cereal beetle larva hang out on the plants their snacking on and, as we mentioned, even poop on themselves in order to disguise their bright colors.
  • But the female wasps cut through all the crap to lay their eggs inside newly hatched beetle larvae. 
    • The wasp eggs will hatch into larvae, transforming the beetle into a gross water balloon filled with tadpoles.
    • The beetle larva will still eat the plant its on, but its days are numbered. Soon, it will die on account of being absolutely filled to bursting with a teeming swarm of wasp larvae that just want to pupate.
    • When it dies, the beetle will fall to the soil and the wasps can pupate in peace (which is really just the American Dream).
    • The adult wasps will leave the corpse of their fallen nursery whenver they feel like it. Some may emerge in the summer and others wait until the following spring to begin the wholesome and uplifting cycle anew.

Ending: So smear poop on your back, eat your Wheaties, and try not to let foreigners lay eggs in your carapace like the cereal leaf beetle here in LDT.

Episode 274 – Common Rain Frog: Stuck Like Glue

“…and today we’re talking about a frog that sticks to its plans. But more on that later.”

For most creatures, finding a mate is a top priority–up there with getting a good meal. But the common rain frog is a funny shape that makes the mating season a bit awkward–and that shape is round. How can a pair of balloons come together to make smaller balloons? How can you hold your loved ones tight when you’ve got tiny little arms? Sometimes, sticking together is the best strategy in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.

Episode 273 – Spider Decorator Crab: Master of Disguise

“…and today we’re talking about a crustacean that appears as if it comes pre-deep fried. But more on that later.”

The true master of disguise is able to use their environment to their advantage. Just like a cold war era Russian spy, you want to blend in with the locals if you want to avoid suspicion. The spider decorator crab always tries to keep up with the joneses when it rolls up to a new neighborhood. When there are a lot of hungry fish in the sea, it helps to blend in with the everyman and be a Krusty Krab like the best of them here in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.

Episode 272 – Salmon Shark: Omelets for Babies

“…and today we’re talking about an Alaskan with a taste for salmon, but I repeat myself. But more on that later.” 

As a mini me to its cousin the great white, the salmon shark seems like an adorable football-shaped friend in the sea. But these seven footers are no small fries. These sharks are born warriors and may be among the few true life long carnivores. Some fish are born lucky, but the salmon shark doesn’t need luck, and that’s what makes it strong, in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.

Episode 271 – Giant Anteater: King of the Hill

“…and today we’re talking about a big bushy eyebrow. But more on that later…”

South America is home to a lot of interesting looking animals. Possibly the goofiest one is the giant anteater. With a tube snoot, a bushy tail, and a panda for an arm, the anteater prowls the shrublands looking for, you guessed it, ants. But why does it look like a pool noodle taped to a couple of porcupines? It’s all about having the right tongue for the job here in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.

Episode 270 – Horsehair Worm: Parasite on the Prowl

“…and today we’re talking about a parasite on the prowl. But more on that later.”

By now you may have heard of Cordyceps, the fungus among use that can take over the brain of an ant. But is there such a threat in the kingdom Animalia. The horsehair worm is a parasite that bears no ill will, but it will make an unfortunate mantis very ill. Still, the journey from egg to host isn’t an easy one and the worm pays its dues to get a free ride through Life, Death, and Taxonomy.

Episode 269 – Bull Shark: Huck Fin

“…and today we’re talking about the sea bull to the manatee’s sea cow, but much more scary. But more on later.”

If Huck Finn knew what might have been lurking in the waters of the ol Missisip, he may have thought twice about rafting down it for as long as he did. The bull shark has the uncanny ability to travel very far from home to menace the fair river folk. In fact, finding a full-grown shark in your local freshwater fishin spot is so alarming, people have taken to naming it after wherever they happened to find it. But how can this deadly predator leave the comforting salt of the sea? Like a master chef, it’s all about managing your salt levels here in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.

Episode 268 – Green Lacewing: A Bug in Sheep’s Clothing

“…and today we’re talking about a bug with junk in the trunk, but more on that later.”

Precious resources are often fiercely guarded. Only a clever wolf will ever taste mutton, and the rules remain in place in the insect world. The lacewing is a graceful insect that some mistake for delicate fairies, but their larval stage is an earthbound grub and an accomplished predator. But how does it steal its favored prey from watchful ant shepherds? Instinctual cunning can help you get around unnoticed in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.

Episode 267 – Mane Wolf: Taxonomic Trouble

“…and today we’re talking about my manned man, but more on that later.”

Look! In the woods! It’s a wolf, it’s a fox! No, it’s the maned wolf and his mild-mannered alter ego, uh Phil. Keeping taxonomy researchers and podcast hosts on their toes is the name of the game sweetheart as this glamazon from the Amazon, this red bluster with a duster defies categorization on a molecular level. But life has shown us time and time again that you just gotta be weird in order to survive here in Life, Death, and Taxonomy.